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Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.

one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.

Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai

Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai

Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai

Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai

?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
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good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.

The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.

While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.

How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!

Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.